u/Wonderland_was_lost

I WAS CRYING WHEN LORDE STARTED TO SING RIBS

I wish tennis court was on the set list too….

I’m broke, I was o\picking between visiting day 1 or 2 of the festival in my city (Headliners:day 1 - lorde, Gorillaz. day2- twenty one pilots and Tom Odell). I CHOSE LORDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAS ALL IN LORDEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love TOP AND TOM BUT OMG LORDEEEEEEEE
Fun fact:I was broke af and had 0,45 on my bank account. I tried hard to get a job and festival tickets , but I honestly couldn’t get a job even as a waitress, I was heavily ghosted by everyone, it was such a hard years and generally my life sucks , it is so disgusting u can’t imagine. I’m 21 yo and it was hard for me to find tickets money lmao, even tho inherently do my best ehh…
BUT
I don’t know why, I keep telling people that I will be there and see lorde when I was kinda struggling, idk why I couldn’t shut up about that, cause this festival is close to me and not visiting would be a crazy crime. 5 hours before lorde’s performance I found MONEY FOR THE TICKET AND TWO TICKETS WHEN IT WAS SOLD PUT ALREADY LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO.
SLAY!

I FOUGHT HARD TTO GET TICKETS. I just got insanely lucky to get paid for some random freelance gig and that I found an amazing woman that sold real tickets to me and didn’t scam me! I had to run away around to chase the tickets, I was chatting not stop from the morning until evening to find tickets, I had to run to another part of my city and then home (because traffic was overloaded because of the festival )to get tickets! I’m happy! AND I MADE IT
IM HAPPY
I WAS SOOOOOO HAPPPPPYYYY
IM A HUGE LORDE FAN SUNCE 2014

I can’t believe that I saw her and heard her real and so close to the stage wow.

I WAS CRYING WHEN LORDE STARTED TO SING RIBS

I wish tennis court was on the set list too….

I’m broke, I was o]picking between visiting say 1 or 2 of the festival in my city (Headliners:day 1 - lorde, Gorillaz. day2- twenty one pilots and Tom Odell). I CHOSE LORDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAS ALL IN LORDEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love TOP AND TOM BUT OMG LORDEEEEEEEE
Fun fact:I was broke af and had 0,45 on my bank account. I tried hard to get a job and festival tickets , but I honestly couldn’t get a job even as a waitress, I was heavily ghosted by everyone, it was such a hard years and generally my life sucks , it is so disgusting u can’t imagine. I’m 21 yo and it was hard for me to find tickets money lmao, even tho inherently do my best ehh…
BUT
I don’t know why, I keep telling people that I will be there and see lorde when I was kinda struggling, idk why I couldn’t shut up about that, cause this festival is close to me and not visiting would be a crazy crime. 5 hours before lorde’s performance I found MONEY FOR THE TICKET AND TWO TICKETS WHEN IT WAS SOLD PUT ALREADY LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO.
SLAY!

I FOUGHT HARD TTO GET TICKETS. I just got insanely lucky to get paid for some random freelance gig and that I found an amazing woman that sold real tickets to me and didn’t scam me! I had to run away around to chase the tickets, I was chatting not stop from the morning until evening to find tickets, I had to run to another part of my city and then home (because traffic was overloaded because of the festival )to get tickets! I’m happy! AND I MADE IT
IM HAPPY
I WAS SOOOOOO HAPPPPPYYYY
IM A HUGE LORDE FAN SUNCE 2014

I can’t believe that I saw her and heard her real and so close to the stage wow.

1. Each time when I rewatch episodes with Sam, my clothes takes itself off.

2. She was a horrible character, buttttttttt omggggg the actress is so beautiful, I can’t stop thinking about her since the first time I saw her.

3. Rick, not a fan of the actor but the character was crazy hot omg.

4. Robin, she is just perfect! The way she thinks, the way she talks, the way she acts it’s just charming and seductive.

5. There was something about Rex… something about him being a high-class doctor and a simple guy who just wants some burger with pulled pork in the same time… I would def watch him crying while he ejaculates.

6. Rene is amazing and this dress was everything! Her best look!

7. Orson is someone who I would love to fuck right after the intercourse with Rex.

8. Eddie. No comments needed.

9. Austin was a horrible dude, but such a hottie.

10. Psycho but hot.

11. We haven’t seen much or Marie Alice, but she is def such a hottie.

I thought of all the characters that were on the show ever and made my top.

1. I LOVED REX.
   He was a bad husband, but damn what a cool character he was! I think I cried when he died on my first watch. I really really loved Rex, he was a very fun and sarcastic with some niche secrets, I wish they showed us their messy divorce with Bree, I would love to see Rex growing as a character, I WOULD LOVE to see Rex’s reaction on Bree’s character development, I would LOVE TO WATCH ORSON AND REX ARGUING.
   Rex was my favourite character and the only one person that treated Andrew nicely and accepted him for who he was, he was also a good dad to Danielle. His death traumatised his kids a lot.
   It has been 7 years since I watched DH for the first time and I’m still not over his death, but I did highly enjoy his funerals lmao, it was as hilarious as his persona.

2.CARL. My another one fav character, horrible husband ,but so entertaining! Him and Susan had an amazing chemistry even after the breakup tbh I loved their post divorce interaction, he was a nice and supportive ex, but def a horrrrriiibbble husband. I didn’t understand why would they kill such charismatic and entertaining character.

3. I wish Angie was with us from the 3rd season or smth and stayed until the last one, she was amazing and will be very missed.

4. Austin was cool and messy, I hated what he did to Julie, but watching him doing stupid things and going through breakup with Julie was funny. I wish we saw him again on the show later on, for example Edie’s funerals.

5. I wish Keith was never there, such a useless stupid character , unseasoned boiled chicken breast has much more flavours than he did.

6. ANDREW. Another one my fav messy boy, he needed MUCH MORE screen time. I’m also dead curious about who he had on his list,lmao.
   But I do love Andrew and I wish Andrew was there instead if Bree supporting her mentally and helping to go through breakup with orson, also, if Danielle could have joined it would have been great and interesting. I kinda missed Danielle since she moved out from bree’s place.

7. Honestly, I wish Eddie died earlier, she was a very fun and entertaining character, I loved her on my first watch, but I hated that she was truly a bad friend, and honestly… I loved Rene much more, I wish Rene was there from the 3rd season, RENE IS AMAZING.

8. I wish Susan died instead of Mike. I love Susan a lot! Never hated her, but I couldn’t just watch her suffer…she has always been a nice and optimistic person, a real hopeless romantic. She didn’t deserve her husband’s death AT ALL. Mike was more of a cold person, he broke up with Susan many times whilst Susan was almost ready to sacrifice her daughter for him (said not to dating Mike because of Zach and then later changed her mind), xd. I feel like she loved Mike more than Mike loved her.

From the least realistic to the most realistic:

1. Bree.
   She was a housewife that never had financial issues, built her business empire from the first attempt without any degree or previous experience in it. I think Bree had connections, but just connections and knowing how to cook ain’t enough for the size of business she was doing. I bet with her skills and connections she would have built some nice, small businesses and would have been a well known person in her regions, but def not the whole country.

2. Gabby.
   Her scenerio is pretty realistic, lots of models marry some rich guys, move to suburbs and later on get kids if they didn’t want them. But I out her on the second place, because of how small chances are to survive as a runaway kid on the streets, not get trafficked (especially in the fashion industry in 90s where internet wasn’t popular, so u just had to trust ur intuition with everything), chances finding a "decent" businessman are small also, Carlos was basically an angel comparing to the average rich dudes. He did chest on Gabby, but he ended up staying loyal to her forever after that, he truly loved Gabby and saw in her more than just an object - what is crazy rare for models, especially as they get kids.

3. Susan.
   She was a very realistic housewife, but I put her on the third place because Carlos secretly had a very successful strip club? Definitely sounds like smth that was written by a man, lmao. Also, she dated basically a prince? Met him at the regular hospital? She rejected him? He fell for her?

4. Lynette.
   I think her situation is the most realistic out of all four, girl that wanted to build a huge career ends up with a man child and they get lots of kids, she is a controlling mommy and he is a silly son (no couple is more realistic in the show than this one). Although, Tom’s career path was weird af and suspicious, like Wdym u go from marketing to finances and then end up as a CEO somehow? And all of that happened within 2 years??? He got a finance job at Carlos’s place when Lynette got pregnant (on her 4th month???) then she gives a birth to a baby, some time passes and he gets a crazy cool CEO job that brings him lots of money? And before all of that happened he failed a pizza place, failed Chinese uni. Xd. Weird.

1. Katherine deserved better! F Mike !

Messy Parisian girl 💔

2. Lee is kinda giving me vibes when Lynette got prepared to calm her sis down and got ice cream with wine for her.

3. Felicia would be a villain in any fairytale.

4. Paul deserved better, he is giving me very peaceful and secure husband, but smth in his life took the wrong turn and made him a bit darker and depressed.

I’m not talking about him as a husband, I’m talking about him as a human. He seems to have nice values, like providing for his family and give them the best, he truly works hard, but nothing works out, especially after his wife sabotaging his career, then her getting a job and financially abusing you (story with Lynette and presents for twins kinda revealed that), u also have a filthy rich neighbour (Carlos), you get confused in life, u don’t know what u wanna do, u start a business that fails too, whole life feels like a failure (I truly wish they wrote this hard period of Tom’s life much better, they showed us Carlos under the different angle when he was broke and blind, and how depressed he was, but they didn’t do that properly either Tom. Poor writing made him look much more of a manchild than he was DURING THAT PERIOD of time).
I totally get Tom’s depression, life is a horrible place to live in.
Also, it was truly a stupid decision to get wayyyyyy to many kids, I think if they had 2 maximum, they could have afforded a great life, maybe it Monaco trips, but def not dead broke struggling with money and Lynette purchasing clothes in grocery store type of life.

Actually, I can’t work

The only thing that I ever loved in my life was learning smth new, I loved studying at school even tho my grades were low. I’m lowkey a smart person that knows a lot, but I don’t know how to suck it up. I feel like you can have a job only if you know how to suck it up, know how to handle disrespect.
Oni my previous jobs I just couldn’t do it, I would always get fired for talking back or behaving like I didn’t give a damn about the bullshit they are saying about me, or I would just leave. I don’t know what do they want me to do, cry? Smile? What? Xd. I truly don’t g\]care about someone bringing me down and I guess this attitude kinda shows.
I feel like because of how our world is crazy toxic, I will just end up homeless..

I didn’t know that world is this way, that managers are just horrible and purely exist to make ur life insufferable, damn! Idk, then I reject life I guess?
Idk what can I do, honestly. I also picked a useless degree in design that ain’t needed, my ex friends went for medical and engineering degrees, all of them… I’m so fckin stupid that I didn’t pick smth like that because I was horrible at math.im even considering escort at this point, because I just don’t know what else could I do, at least escort pays you well….