If I started a religion worshipping cigarettes, would anyone join?
I smoked my first cig last night & it was excellent. It was a Belmont & I did it on an empty stomach. I didn't feel the high but I felt disgusting afterwards.
11/10 would recommend however I won't be smoking them going forward. They are obviously God's gift to man so I thought someone needs to worship them for what they are. They're simultaneously how pleasure is created & a tool against humanity through highjacking the brain.
The religion would have to be something like: once a year we smoke a single cig. & are just goofballs attached to a weird community. We'd meet once a month to literally worship a pack of Belmonts in a park.
Don't smoke, because it's bad.
Also posted in r/lawyeg incase this post gets taken down by mods in r/edmonton.