u/sundrenchedwindow

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We do not care if you cant afford rent

Please stop posting your sob stories in this sub. I'm here to find out why the police are on the block or what DJ events are happening. If you can't afford rent as a Barista then move back to Philly because we dont want or need you here. Thank you.

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u/Youhavenotruth — 1 hour ago
▲ 137 r/Bushwick+1 crossposts

Safety Warning for Late Night Walkers in bushwick - woman who robbed/assaulted me seen yesterday

Posting this as a safety warning for people in the area.

About 7 months ago, I had a very bad encounter with this woman after meeting her late at night on knickerbocker. I had my personal belongings, wallet and money stolen. I was also assaulted. Police reports were filed at the time and I went straight to the ER. She is extremely dangerous and up until yesterday I had forgot the incident.

I had not seen her again until yesterday near five below on knickerbocker, where I recognized her wearing one of the items taken from me). I managed to take a blurry photo. She was also seen late at night 4am by the M knickerbocker train sitting area (near qdoba)

Description:
female
approximately 40-50 years old
5’6/medium build
Hair color: brown
Skin: tan
unkempt appearance
often carrying bags/backpack, was seen carrying an Amazon backpack, wearing green camo hat that says ‘SALEM’
seen around Knickerbocker Ave/M train station/
Please stay careful, especially late at night. If anyone recognizes her or has had similar experiences, please consider contacting police. Or please contact me here as I have a private detective for my case.

Please do not approach or harass her directly, she may be armed and is dangerous. She is also a drug user.

Here is a picture that I took of her yesterday, I tried to contact authorities but she had left the area. I have ample evidence and a case file with 83rd precint against the assualt, but she hasn’t been caught yet. Stole my wallet and charged $500 at the Snipes on knickerbocker. She is a dangerous individual. PLEASE SHARE-ANY LEADS ARE HELPFUL.

u/sundrenchedwindow — 22 hours ago
▲ 23 r/Woodhaven+1 crossposts

The Rajkumar flyers are relentless

I have rarely encountered a politician so desperate to market herself as JR. She seems to want to be all things to all people.

u/ParallaxCity — 21 hours ago
▲ 17 r/circlejerknyc+1 crossposts

App that tracks which blocks you've walked

I've always wanted to walk every block of the city but knew the overhead of tracking those walks would be a pain, so over the last couple months I made an app that checks off each block once you've walked it. Some friends wanted to try it so I just uploaded it to the App Store.

It works for all 5 boroughs and you can turn on passive tracking so that your blocks are tracked without opening the app. There's also a leaderboard so you can see how your stats compare to other New Yorkers.

The app is called WalkNYC and it's completely free. It's only on iOS right now but I'm looking into porting it to Android. Would love any feedback you all have!

Here's the link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/walknyc-walk-every-block/id6758922428

u/monstermac77 — 1 day ago
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Please stop bringing your kids to bars

Full stop. Feeding off of the energy from a recent r/bedstuy post. If it isnt a bar/restaurant, keep them at home. People come to a bar to enjoy a vibe or drown their sorrows, not to see your 5 year old climb up on a stool and start throwing coasters like theyre party favors.

i dont care what the argument is. ive lived in nyc my entire life and this is a new issue with the changing demographic.

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u/TheGrapadura — 4 days ago
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Can we as people stop claiming black on black crime? it is just crime.

It’s only brought to demonize black people. In addition other races have a wicked history then black people ever had. Also, white have they own gangs and so do Asians but never promoted as serious as black people even though is probably worse.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4810 — 4 days ago
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What are they shooting at Myrtle/Broadway

Big setup including stunt rigs outside everyone’s favorite bodega. Lot of stunt women in tight black spy outfits. They said it was for an Apple TV movie called Ghost. Can’t find anything online. Anyone got any fun details?

u/JoeAverageSF — 5 days ago

Bushwick should become a UNESCO heritage site before the last authentic warehouse wine bar closes

Just got back from a deeply transformative 11-hour experience in Bushwick and honestly I think we need to preserve it before it’s gone forever. Drop your favorite Bushwick spots below.

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u/sundrenchedwindow — 8 days ago
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NYC subway: graffiti covering a beautiful 100-year-old tile mosaic that tells you what station you're at

Only in NYC, folks

u/ChargeSharp1718 — 8 days ago
▲ 24 r/sunsetpark+3 crossposts

GFM/NM/718/49st 🇲🇽(SunsetPark/Bushwick) Triller Mourning 14 Year Old “Watcher” Disses Queens Jets “SNØ” (✈️🛩️) in Ridgewood Queens

u/EconomyBid992 — 9 days ago
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Bushwick is safe, rant

I'm a real estate agent in Brooklyn. Maybe I was having an off day because I'm usually good at navigating unexpected questions. But I had a client tour an apt today (Sunday @ noon) that was a 5min walk from MHP, right off Jefferson St. First thing she says to me is - "as they were driving from manhattan to Bushwick, they felt like it wasn't safe"...

Maybe I should take a break from this job but I genuinely got so annoyed by that. I've lived in Bushwick for 5yrs. I'm a young female who grew up in a small city.

  1. People like this think Manhattan is superior, even though in my opinion there isn't any difference in terms of safety. I've seen more crazy stuff in the city than I ever have in BK, especially Bushwick.

  2. Why would you not do your research on neighborhoods.

  3. As soon as she said that, I looked up at the plethora of hipsters walking around with their lattes from the cute coffee shop around the corner (no shade) and older Hispanic men/women chilling on the stoops playing music.... and I just thought to myself... are you literally blind and ignorant.

  4. No matter where you are it's better to keep an eye on your surroundings... that's just a given.

Again, probably having an off day.

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u/secretsawz — 10 days ago
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Does anyone live in luxury appartements in Mott Haven, Bronx? How's the area?

Hey, I'm moving to nyc with 2 bros in a few weeks for our residency and we visited some 3 bedroom luxury appartements in Mott Haven (Maven, Lincoln, 322 Grand Concourse, etc.). Does anybody who live in the area tell me what they think about the places? Also, which building would you guys recommend between Maven, 322 grand concourse and 276 grand concourse ?

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u/Cautious_Victory5699 — 8 days ago
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Funny looking bushwick rat with lava lamp aesthetic

Was walking and almost stepped on this fella at the corner of Greene and Irving. I expected a rat or cockroach so my soul left my body when I looked down

u/CaptainCrafty — 15 days ago